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Tightly wrapped blankets around a person
I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!
When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
The communal condom is a singular condom that has been used and passed around a group of individuals for a portion of time.
You need to get the Communal Condom from Jeremy so you don't get your girlfriend pregnant tonight.
Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.
Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
The condom after you pop a girls cherry or fuck her on her period.
After I fucked Susan I was left with a devils condom.
When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops
"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"
Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.
My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.