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if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG
Yesterday I did nothing except extreme couching all day. Fam, it was marvelous!
a quote about having fun from emily in 401
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.
Jesse was up all night being a couch troll
The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.
It's easy to be couch tough with all the sport games on tv this time of year.
This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.
That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.
The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.
when some person slaps another persons couch.
Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.