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A formerly conservative now flaming liberal cock sucker.
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A shitty writer who couldnt make a good show without source material, he took a shit on Game of Thrones along with his partner, Dan Weiss
"David Benioff gives a flying fuck about Game of Thrones"
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A urban way of saying a person or persons is telling a bold face lie.
The Wife said " but I love you," the Husband replied, how you love me but telling another man I'm you're ex-husband,? "Save it for David."
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David Wright is the hope of the New York Mets...He has more skill then most players in MLB...I can field and hit...He is young so this gives the Mets a player they can mold and call their own...Little kids look up to him, men want to be him, and women love him (he is easy on the eyes too)...
Son: Hey daddy I want to be a pro-ball player someday just like David Wright...
Dad: As long as you still remember who took you to your first Mets game...
Mom: And if you can introduce mommy to David Wright someday...
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After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.
"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"
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Have sex with your girl in the "doggy style" position in front of a window. On the "out stroke" pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. Hopefully she will never realize the switch. At this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.
i david blained that chick and she never knew what happened
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The David Blaine is a sexual position where you are having sex with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in. Then you go outside and wave at her through the window.
Ricks and I love to pull the David Blaine on many girls but they usually don't laugh.
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