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When you take a dump and it’s bloody.
I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?
A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.
Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.
(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!
Fire gun that uses .22 caliber bullets
Take the deuce deuce, we're gonna need it
The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.
I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.
Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.
I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.
That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.
His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.
when to people keep passing a shit by defecating in eachother non stop infinitly
yesterday i had an infinite deuce with bryson