A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.
when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time
your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef
Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.
When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"
The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo
I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.