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Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.
A Banana comes out of every hole you have.
Oh no hes got Banana Bucket Disease!!!
See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.
gosh, that was tiring.
I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.
i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!
a disease.
the harry potter disease makes you say mooot and swing badadadad swing badadadadadad
When one of yo niggas are being straight bitches.
Tyrone is doing bitch shit he’s got bitch nigga disease
When you were born older and as you get older you look younger or vise versa
Woah you have that Benjamin button disease
when you are itchy all over and not sure of the cause: when anything irritates your skin such as fabrics, pets, soaps and you keep scratching yourself and can't stop
This all started when I used a cheap generic fabric softener in the dryer. I forgot the name of it, but the word "fluffy" was in the name. Everyone in the household started itching and scratching the next few days. So now when anyone is scratching for any reason, they say " I think I have a case of Mr. McFluffy disease!!!!"