face off

(v.) A hockey metaphor meaning to compete; to face an adverary; to confront.

Ugh! My performance review is today and I have to face off with my boss!

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Shovel Face

A person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. Someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.

Tori Spelling and Rachel Ray have Shovel Faces.

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Turkey Face

The face a female makes while recieving cock.

I was stuffin that chick like a thanksgiving turkey and she made the hottest Turkey Face i have ever seen.

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face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.

when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.

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yo face

a comeback that people use when they cant think of anything else more clever to say.

Person 1: Dude you smell awful! where were you last night?
Person 2: Um.... Yo Face!

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loofah-faced

A fascist shitgibbon, especially Donald Trump

The Pennsylvania senator aptly described the president as loofah-faced in response to Trump's unsettling remark trampling citizens’ right to due process.

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Slut face

Slutfayce: the face of someone who, when you look at them, you just feel like there should be a cock in their mouth, like a slut ;-)

What you up to, Slut face? ;-p

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