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Biceps thats forms when you fap
Brian:Wow bro why you only have biceps on one arm?
Mike:I have a fap biceps
Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money
Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.
"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."
The name for social media ‘Likes’ a female receives when she posts attention seeking photos with the sole purpose of showing off her body.
“She wants people to gawk, dude. She posted this picture on Instagram for fap likes.”
When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.
Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!
It is just another way of saying jizz
Is that ice cream on the floor? “No it’s fap sap”
A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom