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Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.
I’m joining Beal City Football!
LMAO, have fun with those douche bags
Someone who just has a gritty attitude towards the game of football, always the first In the locker room before the game and the last one out after the game. Always has a high motor and can read the defense without having amazing talent/athleticism
Wow John is the stereotypical white football player, he never complains to the referees if the call is bad and is always on time to the game. He also just has an amazing high grit and amazing motor to help him figure out the defense. You always need a guy like John on your team.
Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa
Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.
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A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.
“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”
The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.