dinner hangover

being totally incapable and sluggish after eating a huge meal

you: well its only 8:15pm we still have time to do something while we're downtown?

me: are you crazy! i'm gonna sit this dinner hangover out by doing my favorite activity, Nothing! Now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna slowly morph into the car-seat.

lead dinner

Shooting yourself in the mouth, suicide, usually used in a sarcastic tone whenever one makes a mistake.

When the waitress said "Enjoy your meal', I said "Thanks you too." Looks like it's time for a nice lead dinner.

Drinks Became Dinner

When you're urinating and suddenly have the urge to poo

Credit: CM

Dude 1: You were in the there for a while, I thought you were just going for a piss

Dude 2: I was but drinks became dinner

Crotch dinner

The act of putting your penis into two piece of bread and adding ketchup

This bitch was hungry i gave her a crotch dinner