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When a guy is having sex with a woman and he is about to pull out and the girl wraps her legs around him and forces him to jizz inside of her.
Man: I'm gonna jizz on your face. I gotta pull out...
Woman: No your not...I want a baby....
Man: What the fuck! Lemme pull.....Oh shit....
(Pull Out Fail)
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When someone fails terribly this word/phrase is the only way of compensating for their act disregarding any other words as no other words can come to mind other than this word/phrase. (Warning only to be used if a severe act of failure has been committed).
If this word/phrase (Fail Blob Chaar) were to be defined in a simplistic approach... if someone was a complete idiot and ruined the most easy of tasks. Any person knowing this worthy phrase would insult them using this phrase that will shine through the years passing on as my legacy.
When one kid copies answers from a smart kid in class, then another kid copies from him/her, and the someone copies off the kid who copied off the kid who copied from the smart kid, and it turns out the smart kid got the wrong answer, so now the whole class is wrong.
Last time we organized the cheat chain for a test, the nerd of the class, Sarah, actually got the answer wrong, and I failed my test.
Our cheat chain became a cheat chain fail.
What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.
Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.
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This is much like the medical condition (Repetitive Strain Injury or RSI) however this applies to actual life situations.
The injury is usually sustained by someone who fails in their everyday life multiple times without having anything positive happen to them.
This injury can become very severe for the most unluckiest of indiviuals.
Repetitive Fail Injury (RFI), Young Mr Smith (YMS)
Boss X: Finds YMS fully inserted into some warm sheets in the laundry cupboard whilst he is supposed to be working hard for the company, 20 minutes later… YMS has no job
YMS Is travelling home and is very sad at his job loss, however on the bright side he will be able to see his wife earlier than expected... Unfortunately when YMS arrives home and walks into the living room with a large bunch of flowers. He is confronted with no less than a football teams worth of men performing what can only be described as 'A large spill in the white wash paint aisle in B&Q' to his wife.
YMS's Wife: "...Sorry??"
Immediately leaving YMS he decides to try and cheer himself up by taking a trip to the seaside in an attempt to brighten up his day, unfortunately on the way to the beach YMS is stopped for speeding and given three points and a £60 fine.
On arrival to the seaside he heads straight for the amusements. YMS sadly has a gambling addiction ... after several hours he leaves the amusements having spent all of his money in fruit machines. Apart from 99p which of course is for a Mr Whippy unbeknown to him the actual price of the famous '99' is now £1.65.
As YMS is walking back to his car in his sombre state, 16 individual seagulls deposit their earlier meal of chips and general waste upon YMS's head, shoulders, knees and tie.
YMS having nowhere to go, no friends or money is now fully diagnosed with RFI.
God rest his RFI'd soul.
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A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.
If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".
How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail
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A Feng Cao Fail is a fail of unfathomable magnitude. This is reserved for fails that are so bad, the term "Epic Fail" isn't strong enough.
The Exxon Valdez oil spill was a Feng Cao Fail.
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