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Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.
Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
When upon penetration, the recipient repeatedly clenches their vaginal or rectal muscles to provide stimulation.
"My girl can't take my while dick so whenever I wanna out it in she just give me a French squeeze"
When you have a three-quarter chub, or a 75% boner. A boner with just a little give; able to get the job done but needs a little extra help.
Dude, she showed me her nipple and I immediately got a French 75er.
An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.
I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.
"French head" is my 90+ year old grandfathers slang term for a dildo
She pleasures herself with a French head.
A nasty unusual way of birth dealing with mainly the pussy
They had a french birth