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A word used to express anger, or pleasure either when sumtin or someones lookin good. to mess around or annoy.Or just used as the word mess. also when you gettin dat "shit" n it feelin good trust me a "oh fuck" cumin out at sum point in dere. the act of sexual intercourse. beatin da shit outta sumone (fuck up).
The word fuck has so many fuckin definitions i dont kno what the fuck to say next.
1.)What da fuck was that?
2.)Oh fuck no!
3.)Oh fuck,u good at dis shit gurl(for men when you hittin dat
4.)Oh Fuck boy u good at dis shit (for women when dey man hittin dat)
5.)Dont fuck wit me
6.)You fuck wit me, Ima fuck u up
7.)Oh Fuck! (usually the last words said when a fight about to break out)
8.) (from a gurlz point a view)
woman: You really expect me to let you fuck me at 3oclock in the mornin?
man: well yea, why the fuck wouldnt i want to fuck u a 3oclock in da mornin, dats what i do.
9.)past tense: thats fucked up
it means you are stupid, but not just a little stupid. If someone calls you that, they mean that they are mentally ill and need to seek help.
It's a pretty good word to use if you like it.
Jasmin: Hello how to dance wap
Novali: What is that
Jasmin: Ur fucking dumb fuck
FUCKING GODDAMN IT FUCK I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE
Used when giving one fuck for a situation is not enough
My phone is on fire,what the fuck fuck
Opposite the shit. Something extremely bad or idiotic; latter half must be shouted, despite location (e.g. subway, public restroom, post office, court of law, COPs (the TV show), supermarket, classroom, movie theatre, etc.)
You: Cool, someone on urbandictionary.com just gave my definition of the fuck a thumbs up! I'm the shit!
Me: (sarcasm) Yea, becuase living your life through an online dictionary is cool.
You: Don't be jealous because I'm the shit.
Me: I'm not jealous that your the shit. I'm laughing because you're the fuck.
You: omfgroflmaobbqbatmanjuggler!
The real definition of the word fuck is
Fornification Under the Consent of the King
The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:
1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"