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the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick
"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"
The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods
Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore
I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale
Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy
Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.
Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer
I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?
Have you been garden gnoming lately?
Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.
I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.