Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith
Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick
Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms
Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion
Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.
Example 1
Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.
Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound
Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!
The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest