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A highschool in a rich suburb area right by/in flint. Known for girls getting eaten out by foster dogs, students fucking in the library, and teachers sleeping with students. The girls there are ether super popular and rich or fucking weird, the guys there usually have bigger asses than the girls or typically have perms. Every person there vapes and because of that the bathrooms have vape sensors in them, also the only thing everyone can agree on is that crossing is bullshit and the only couples you see in the hallways are fucking ugly and should not be making out like that.
Person 1: “hey that girl goes to Grand Blanc high school, she’s hot”
Person 2: “nah man, they’re fucking weird. She probably has stds from fucking so many guys in the library”
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Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.
We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!
A sexual act which involves licking a woman from the top of her ass-crack all the way around to her belly-button, or vice versa.
Can be abbreviated as a GCT.
That girl is so hot!! I'd like to take her Grand Canyon Tour!!
Last night, I took a GCT with my girlfriend.
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Grand Ledge High School is basicly a shit show, teachers are constantly preaching to the kids about their bonds to tax the community so they can revert all of the changes they made back in 2009. Also, the school wants to build a new swimming pool and fill their current one in with concrete so it can be a "community walking track" even though they have 2 already.
The students are constantly vaping in the bathroom, classrooms, halls that dont have cameras, or in the parking lot. All the girls carry around pepper spray so they can "defend themselves", but they mostly threaten boys with it when they piss them off. The teachers dont give a fuck if your passing or failing, as long as you are quite and on your phone your fine. If there is ever a sub the students take it as a personal challenge to get sent to the office, argue about their phones, or blow vapor into the middle of the class so the substitute has to tell "who did that"
The girls act like feminists and the boys act masochistic. The blacks act like hoodlums and the whites act like blacks. The weirdos act like "le epic gamers" and the "cool kids" act like assholes
Rando- Hey what school do you go to
Cool kid- Grand Ledge High School
Rando- oh shit do you the kid me and nigga kicked the shit out of yesterday
Cool kid- yeah he said he beat your ass
These are the kinds of retarded things that happen at GLHS
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1. a sexual act performed when a female is spanked with a baseball bat before it is pushed up the partners vagina.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.
Carol: Tiffany, why are you walking funny?
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...
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When confronted with a problem in real life, you react in a way that you would react playing GTA.
Such as when you are driving on a crowded street and decide to pull onto the sidewalk and plow through anything that happens to be in the way, not caring about scraping other cars, buildings, people etc.
Man, these cars turning left at the light aren't out of the way enough for me to pass and go right. I'm going to say "the hell with it" and Grand Theft Auto style my way through the median strip.
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