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When you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus.
Jesus, I wanted to get back at my girl so I gave her a blind hammer.
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the unit of a ginger; the male genitalia of a "red-head"
Logan pulled down his pants and hit me in the face with his crimson hammer.
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when having sex the woman is laying on her back with her legs together and straight up in the air over ther head (thus appearing like a hammer) and you continously plunge into going so deep she yells up to the gods.
Girl 1: My man did me from behind last night and it was so good that it felt like he took me to the heavens.
Girl 2: You just reached the heavens? My boyfriend did The Hammer of the Gods on me and I reached Olympus.
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For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.
Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.
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A massive elongated penis who only comes over for one thing to hammer the wet vagina real good
Bring that fucking hammer man here daddy ive been waiting all day for you
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The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.
Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.
Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>
What happened to the end if this screwdriver?
Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.
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a long haul truck driver, or someone who likes to drive or take long road trips.
"Wow, Miami to DC without sleeping? Mike is such a road hammer!"
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