kelsie has an extremely tight pussy

kelsie has small tits and an EXTREMELY TIGHT PUSSY MY DUDE.

Kelsie: Ben you're dick is small
Ben: kelsie has an extremely tight pussy and is flat

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Donald trump Has big balls

Fucking Legendary Man who fucks JoeBiden's mom

Fuck fucking Joe bidenDonald trump Has big balls

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Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

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roblox story but the main character has a brain

A "original" twist on dumb roblox stories where the protagonist knows what is going on, predicts what happens next, unfortunately has to follow along barely with the story and the other characters think the protagonist is crazy.

hey bro have you seen that "totally new and original video" that's called "roblox story but the main character has a brain?"

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER

“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”

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Has her thong in my face.

Verb: to have a physical appeal/attraction.

1) That girl has her thong in my face.
2) This girl has her thong in my face more than the girl over there.
3) The Chinese girl had her thong in everyone's face in the dining hall.

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Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

My friend Logan Heinrich has a micropenis and used his make-a-wish for a bigger cock but they said no

From Connor <3

"You know Logan Heinrich?"

"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"

"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

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