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A sexual act so depraved that it has been banned from most civilised countries. It also helps if one of your sexual partners resembles Margaret Thatcher in drag.
We have ten people, one more and we can all get funky with a session of 'Canada's History'. Hope the Mounties don't bust in this time.
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A sex act which consists of plunging moose antlers into two different women with a bottle of maple syrup in your ass as you dunk your balls in the stanley cup while getting blown by a hockey player with no front teeth.
i got totally wasted and ended up canada's historying in the back of a bar in toronto
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The sexual act of sticking the head of a retarded midget dipped in maple syrup into the anus or vagina.
I keep that midget locked in the closet because your mom likes getting Canada's history
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Thepractice of anal sex, using maple syrup as lubricant.
after picking up the hooker from ontario, I paid extra to give her Canada's History
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A completely raunchy sex act involving the antlers of a moose, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in there." -Stephen T. Colbert, Hero.
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An incredibly depraved sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman while defecating inside the Stanley Cup, while an unwed teenage mother injects maple syrup inside the first woman's anus in order to prepare her to take the antlers of a taxidermy moose-head.
Ew James is gross
Why?
He did Canada's History with Jasmine and Sophie
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Canada's History is often analogous with 'anal sex' due to Canada being the largest producer of natural uranium in the world. As we all know, uranium originated in Uranus, the planet, and was passed down to the Americas (considering North America speaks for the planet Earth) through space capsules that carry minerals like pigeons carry babies to expecting mothers. As we know, Uranus often reminds us of 'anal sex', and by extension, so does Canada, the asshole of the universe. Stephen Colbert approves this message on his February 4, 2010 episode.
Susie: You took it up my back alley yesterday, why would you want more?
Pepe: What can I say? I can't get enough of Canada's History.
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