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Brianna Horne

Most likely your friends' ex-girlfriend, probably an ex because of your friend's actions.Will probably not talk to you after a break-up. Super pretty, and will love you as long as you treat her right. She will tell you when you are in the wrong. You probably break your heart...again at a school dance. Most likely lesbian. She is honestly an amazing person and if you think she's a bad person or an asshole you were probably the asshole.

me: Brianna is an asshole.
Friend: You were probably the asshole, and you know you still like her.
Me: True, she is super pretty.
Brianna Horne ost likely your ex-girlfriend.

by Igotdumpedbybriannahorne November 15, 2019


French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 27, 2023


horn beard

when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole

oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her

by Ieata$$ October 15, 2018


shampoo horn

when you jack off using soap/shampoo

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower

by poopooass September 15, 2019


Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 June 22, 2005


Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021


Charity Horns

Typically directed at middle-aged rockers wearing punk and/or heavy metal band t-shirts in public by younger fans who raise a hand with extended fore and pinky fingers, while the thumb and inner fingers are curled in. Sometime mistaken for a show of support for a Texas football team.

Dude was hobbling down the trail with a cane while wearing a Slayer T-shirt so I threw him some charity horns.

by demonsanj August 29, 2022