stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!

"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"

Bear Hunting

The Ultimate Male Bonding Experience!!

Saturday Morning we are going Bear Hunting

Street hunting

When you go outside (most preferably in some high-poverty area) and hunt for rabid dogs, stray cats, diseased birds and horny rats. A very difficult job. Most people tap out on the first day. To catch one of these animals, you have to lure them with either dead squirrels or rats or birdshit or rat urine. Once your desired prey comes along, you grab a net and trap the animal, regardless of if they scratch or bite or kick. Never kill your prey. If you do, they will be worth absolutely nothing and you'll be forced to throw them in the trash or a lake. But if you DO catch the animal alive, you usually skin them and either take their hide and pelt for yourself, or sell them to a homeless man for about 5 cents and 2 cigarettes. Thanks to street hunting, many homeless people have warm bedding and the death rate for homeless people freezing to death has gone down by 83%.

Man 1: ayo imma go street hunting catcha later
Man: k get me a dirty cat pelt with a rat's dick stuck to it

Waddock hunt

Sounds like what a cunt also Kenziehagbag is very skinny

Oh it’s waddock hunt

Duck Hunt Dog

Most people hate him

But he a good boi. One of teh best bois

: That Duck Hunt Dog

Dingy Hunt

The quest or adventure embarked upon by gay males, trans, and female individuals to find the male reproductive organ, dick. Looking for some sexual intercourse from any male partner.

We’re all going on a state-wide Dingy Hunt this Friday at the club.

henry hunt

a poo bum

hey man do you know henry hunt ?
oh yeah the one with the poo bum?
yeah man!