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The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.
John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...
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When a tall person walks with their knees bent in such a way as to gain the perspective of a shorter person, hence, walking-short
Dwayne (6'3") was walking-short behind Sam (5'2") so that he could see the world from Sam's perspective
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One who is a jokester, one who is very funny always bringing up the funniest quotes, vines, jokes, and memes
Jack is a walking meme, he is so funny.
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Known as one of the world top ballers on the streets today, playing for teams such as the Berrow Bats in the Cave, and the K-OS Crew. Reknown for sick jump shots and exacellent passing abilities.
yo, look at m-walk shoot that clean jump shot
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walk job when a man sits in a bathtub and puts just the head of his dick above water he then grabs a fly and pulls its wings off and places it on his dick head. the fly will walk around the edge of the water
i was taking a bath when a fly flew close enough to me that had the rare chance to perform a walk job on myself.
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The act of a Canine taking a shit and continuing to walk instead of the simple, one pile squat. The dog in question will slowly meander while pinching off loaves to which scientists still have no answer as to why.
"Hey man what the hell is wrong with your dog?" "Oh him... he is just a Walk-A-Pooh." Then ironically I have to dawn my plastic glove of shame and follow the trail of shit to an eager and freshly relieved slobber goblin who cannot wait to play ball!
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All the actions you you don't remember and later regret after a night of fun. Popularized in song by American Bang.
We went on a whiskey walk after the game last night
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