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When your loving other allows you to bend them over and sniff their pussy immediately after waking up. On occasion this will generate a diamond breaker hard on and lead to morning sex, but generally speaking it starts the day off right and wakes you up with a fresh start to the day that a cup of freshly brewed Folgers can’t even duplicate.
“Bro why are you out here driving the ball 350 yards, I’ve never seen you absolutely crush the ball like this.”
“I got a Good Morning Sniff this morning, everything is right with the world and no one can stand in my way today!”
Weird creepy pedophiles who get their full-nights rest on saturdays so they can wake up and flirt with hungover teenage boys in breakfast places come morning.
The sunday morning after that girls party, my boyfriend went to breakfast hungover and got hit on by a sunday morning creeper.
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In parallel thinking to the butterfly effect, this is not knowing what will happen when trying something new for the very first time. Like taking a piss with morning wood, you can never predict where or what direction your piss will go.
Like when NASA first had astronauts in space, they had no idea if they would come back alive until they did it.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.
"Good Morning Streaks!"
"Good Morning Streaks."
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When one receives an early morning text from someone who wakes you up. That person is known as a morning text terrorist!
Currently in a sleep status then suddenly at 8am "beep beep" recived text from girlfriend/boyfriend "morning i love you xxxxxx" a real morning text terrorist
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Having many penises forced into your mouth in the morning while being ridden round a room.
Do you like oral shalibang in the morning because I will give it to you.
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A Seattle-based, NYC aspiring DJ for the radio station 90.3 KEXP. He hosts the stations morning show from 6 AM to 10AM on weekdays and is the stations shining star. He has been, as often reported by the independent newspaper The Stranger, attempting to use KEXP as a way to move to New York City for personal reasons and establish himself as a star DJ there instead of lowly Seattle. He has often been criticized for being greedy, passive aggressive and hypocritical in his music choices and need for total control. It has also been asserted that the regular pledge drives done by KEXP to "Support local music" are merely a way for John to get to move to New York City for personal reasons.
DJ John in the Morning never fails to back down from a fight with the writers at The Stranger, hahaha.
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