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during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"
A sun whore is a person that can only have intercourse when the sun is at its highest and they usually are also at there highest most often on weed. It has been documented that sun whores most often pray on the smaller and weaker moonsluts.
How derricks parents met. One was a moonslut and the others where sun whores
When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
A person from a certain ethnic group. Specifically african-american.
Example 1:
news report: sun man guns down 12 in a typical shootout between suns, it is alledged that a glider didn't say thank you after a door was held for him thus spuring on rhe extremely violent event
Example 2:
Sun man: "no justice nigga"
Sun man 2: "no peace"
FATTEST ASS THICC BARBIE GIRL ACE ALL ROUNDER LONG LEGGED
Boy: You know Sun Yinghao?
Girl: Yeah which??
Boy: THE ONE WITH THE FATTEST ASS
The continuation of "oh snitzle" making it sound more foreign with gibberish
*Gets scared and yells *Oh snitzle hiber fiber sun!!!
1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.
2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”