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It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.
Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!
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Horrible sitcom made for 'intelligent' people, but really, you only need a high school diploma to understand the jokes.
People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.
Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.
Sheldon: My new computer comes with Windows 7.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.
A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.
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it fucking SUUUUUCKS
jdksdjncksjdhnckjxn, linkin park can kiss my fat ass
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A theory specifically for *pretty* people. These people mentaly think they are so pretty that the only way of complimenting them, is for you to degrade him or hers appearance. Ugly......
You'r pretty. Stfu, no Im not, Im ugly. Ohh that bitch must follow and abide by the pretty-ugly theory.
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NOD Theory was created by an individual during a lecture at University of Canberra. This individual was bored with the content of the lecture and decided to spend the rest of his time picking up chicks, this is how the Nod Theory was created.
The Nod Theory is when you make an eye connection with an attractive young female, look at them for several minutes indicating you attraction, while having a smooth and sexual smile on your face. You later make a second connection with the female and give her the "Nod" indicating, How you doing? Im into you, lets chat!
Bro you know that hot chick in Organisation Performance, i gave her the "Nod" from the NOD Theory Doji created and she was all over me after class.
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The idea that one person might possibly be a lesbian/gay.
The suspicion that one of your friend's isn't straight
Similar to 'The Bendy Theory' which is that one of your friends might be bisexual.
You know your friend is gay and have the suspicion. This is then called 'The Curly Theory'.
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The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.
Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.
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