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Closing a road or a lane of traffic for no apparent reason (for 10 years).
I was going down the high way and there is road work slowing down traffic.
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Like DaVinci's "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication", when software does very complex things with very simple and intuitive human interaction in a reliable way. I first heard "It Just Works" used regularly within Apple by Peter Hoddie and Ian Ritchie of the QuickTime team in January 1993. Later, Steve Jobs and others started using it, probably because Peter and his team had presented QuickTime and used that phrase.
When you want to show a video, you double-click and it just works.
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The act of going on an expensive fishing expedition under the guise of entertaining clients, and charging it to the company. Work fishing must be accompanied with hand gesture quotation marks. " "
Work fishing can be interchangeable with “work golfing” “work Texans season ticketing” “work rodeo suiting” and “work strip clubbing”.
Dude, my freezer is full of tuna I caught while I was “work fishing” with clients. Wait till the company gets the receipt for that!
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When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.
Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
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When a girl motor boats another girl with her bare breasts.
Oh my god! Did you just see that? Kenzie and Kayla just totally boobie worked Nikki!!
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Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.
Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project
Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"
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Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.
remote work: Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.
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