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Dece Police

The word you say when you see a girl who is good looking but not over the top hot.

Guy 1: Hey check out that girl shes decent.
Guy 2: Call the Dece Police!

by CamWhill Fweindel September 1, 2010


Feel police

In music the feel police are people who make negative criticisms of guitar players who play extremely fast and sporraticly instead of slow and with "feeling"

He is playing guitar so fast the feel police will surely give him trouble for it.

by Kurotodansei April 27, 2022


chicken police

Quality control person at a chicken processing plant.

The damn chicken police reject all of the chicken on my line.

by Ninashroom February 23, 2023


League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.

- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!

by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023


cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022