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People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.
Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!
An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.
Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.
When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.
Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner
When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it
I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water
The Asian version of Jesus Christ, from family guy
You know, I met Jesus in there, he is Chinese, and his last name is Hong, he has no idea where people got the Christ thing from. (Jesus Hong)
Is a man who deals in the trap life, but hold to higher morals and standards.
Trap Jesus said he ain't smoking dope with anyone under 23, because they need to get out the traphouse and go to college.