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When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.
Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner
When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it
I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water
Is a man who deals in the trap life, but hold to higher morals and standards.
Trap Jesus said he ain't smoking dope with anyone under 23, because they need to get out the traphouse and go to college.
God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.
"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"
An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.
Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.
A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.
woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.