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The frontman of the Beatles, brilliant song writer and musical Jesus. Decieved by the succubus Yoko Ono. He is bigger than Jesus and greater than you. Bow down.
John Lennon is greater than you. Go die.
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The greatest rock drummer ever. He was the drummer for Led Zeppelin, he was influinced by Buddy Rich(one of the greatest jazz drummers).Used a ludwig set up with a BIG band bass drum, one mounted tom, two floor toms, and a steel snare. His cymbals were all Zildjan, even his awsome gong. Also in some concerts he had two mounted Konga drums. He created a all knew way of playing drums with awsome tripplet based solos that would go on for 20 minnets.He had a crazy fast right foot, wrote some amazing songs like Mobey Dick, and When the Leve Breaks. He has inspired many to play drums(including me). He died from alcohol poisining.
R.I.P. John Henry Bonham
Wanna be drummer: Dude Stewert Copland is the greatest drumer ever!
Someone who knows what their talking about: Your dumb, John Bonham rocks harder with his pinky that Copland.
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A great musician, member of the 1960-1970 band The Beatles, assassinated outside his New York apartment in 1980 by Mark Chapman in front of his spouse Yoko Ono, a truly influential great man with an untimely death will be forever remembered.
RIP John Lennon 1940-1980
The Beatles
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Plays a great hick in addition to gangster, nerd, and hispanic! In O Brother, Where Art Thou? and Secret Window.
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Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.
ALSO A FANTASTIC BAND! www.poor-john.com =)
while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.
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A lanky catholic man who is commonly mistaken for an asian that tickles the imagination with his graceful and mind boggling comedy. One might also ask, what are three other things about him?! To which I would respond "he has a penis, accidentally chases women through subway stations, and cannot be trusted without a horse by his side. Overall 10/10 would smash if given the chance ;) Also, John Mulaney if you are reading this plz divorce ur wife and call 673-854-1111
sally from group 2's parent: "wow who came up with the name for your reading group sally?"
Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"
Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"
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