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John Lennon

The frontman of the Beatles, brilliant song writer and musical Jesus. Decieved by the succubus Yoko Ono. He is bigger than Jesus and greater than you. Bow down.

John Lennon is greater than you. Go die.

by Pwner February 27, 2005

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John Bonham

The greatest rock drummer ever. He was the drummer for Led Zeppelin, he was influinced by Buddy Rich(one of the greatest jazz drummers).Used a ludwig set up with a BIG band bass drum, one mounted tom, two floor toms, and a steel snare. His cymbals were all Zildjan, even his awsome gong. Also in some concerts he had two mounted Konga drums. He created a all knew way of playing drums with awsome tripplet based solos that would go on for 20 minnets.He had a crazy fast right foot, wrote some amazing songs like Mobey Dick, and When the Leve Breaks. He has inspired many to play drums(including me). He died from alcohol poisining.

R.I.P. John Henry Bonham

Wanna be drummer: Dude Stewert Copland is the greatest drumer ever!

Someone who knows what their talking about: Your dumb, John Bonham rocks harder with his pinky that Copland.

by N.@.G. February 21, 2009

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John Lennon

A great musician, member of the 1960-1970 band The Beatles, assassinated outside his New York apartment in 1980 by Mark Chapman in front of his spouse Yoko Ono, a truly influential great man with an untimely death will be forever remembered.

RIP John Lennon 1940-1980
The Beatles

by Predeckis May 25, 2006

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john turturro

Plays a great hick in addition to gangster, nerd, and hispanic! In O Brother, Where Art Thou? and Secret Window.

John Turturro: Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeheeee Yodalayheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

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Poor-John

Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.

ALSO A FANTASTIC BAND! www.poor-john.com =)

while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.

by Matthew Caron March 24, 2007

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John McCain

Not the president.

John: Is John McCain the president?
Mary: NO!

by Qincy January 23, 2009

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John West

The answer to every who question.

The one person reponsible and behind everything EVER in the UNIVERSE! When you dont know the answer

Who is he? John West
Whos house are you going to? John West house
What college do you go to? John West University
Who was the first president? John West
Whats your favorite kind of movie? John Westerns

by Patricia villasana October 19, 2011

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