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During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"
The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.
Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.
Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.
Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.
1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree
Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree
The process of rotating a patient in bed using 2 slide sheets with a nurse at each top sheet corner.
"Hey this patient is in the bed up side down, how will we put them the right side up?" "We'll do The lazy Diane, we just need 4 nurses and 2 slide sheets!"