A lesbian who looks like she drives a tractor.
Me to a bro «check out that tractor lesbian over there!» yells queitly
Bro: «i want to marry her»
Me: «WTF»
When a lesbian(s) drinks another girls vaginal squirt as if it were a waterfountain
Jeffs favorite scene in wet hot girl time 5 is when the girls do a lesbian waterfountain
A group of lesbians hanging out together. Plural. Similar to a murder of crows, or a bunch of bananas.
Hey man, check out that scissor of lesbians hanging out over there. I wonder if they will start scissoring soon.
When a man is having intercourse with 3 women, and ejaculates between the bottom two, but still gets left out.
I’m gonna make this lesbian BLT extra creamy.
A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.
Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!
lesbians who attend CrossFit gymnasiums, participate in the CrossFit fitness regimen, and/or compete in CrossFit competitions.
guy 1: why are there so many hot chicks at this gym?
guy 2: crossfit lesbians, dude
The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.
Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.