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When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!
Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
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Urination between a female's breasts, followed by defecation (preferably in log form), which creates a log flume effect.
Last night, Nels gave that bitch a Tallahassee log flume that floated all the way down to her umbilicus.
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when you ram it into a girls ass and then also jam it into her vagina then piss all over them titties!
kyle really Lockport log jams them big booty black bitches
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A modification of the word vlog. The two are synonyms. Using the same logic that creates blog (the subtraction of the "we"). This word uses the same model and subtracts "vide". This superior word is more auditorily distinct, making it easier to differentiate from "blog", versus "vlog". Regardless, both refer to the use of visual media (ie. web cams) to create personal opinion pieces.
"Did you see the new O-log by Fred?"
"No."
"Don't worry, you didn't miss anything, It was pointless. He edited his video fine enough, but had nothing worth listening to. Pretty sad really.""
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when you have to take a massive shit
im gunna huck a log when i get home
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A group of individuals, who happen to be gay, but still support the beliefs of the Republican Party, becuase in their eyes, it is more important to focus on larger issues that affect the whole nation, and save the minor details for a later time.
Log Cabin Republician: Hey, I'm gay, and a republician.
Ingorant A**hole: Ain't that a paradox
Log Cabin Republician: No, it's called not focusing on issues that only affect me, but instead looking for my fellow man by not voting for a douchbag.
Ingorant A**hole: I don't get it.
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the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.
Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
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