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Skills so incredible that they have the effect on observers of an excellent handjob.
I would like to make sweet sweet love to your show four times a day for the next year and have 5000 little babies running around to keep giving me mad hand... Oh my God that mad, mad hand. Please never go off the air because all the joy will be exhausted from my life and I will probably kill a family of bunny rabbits before turning the shotgun on myself.
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A fire rapper who makes some heat, usually Indian and a law abiding Hindu
Man that Indian kid is a Mad Kau he’s fire
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When you see too much snow so your brain decides to up and turn into beef stew.
Man, Jerry spent the weekend at Blue Mountain, got a serious case of the White Madness. Now all he can think about is Paula Deen's Old-Timey Beef Stew.
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Oh no the mad cow is on the loose, get the tranquilzer gun!
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1) The best time of the year since it is the NCAA tournament. For some reason, the tournament doesn't start until around mid-March. If you think college basketball sucks, you're an idiot because it's way better than the NBA since sometimes the worse team wins.
2) A series of video games. They are very addicting and the commentators make the dumbest comments ever. For example, "If he were my father, I'd wish i was adopted BABY!!!". Also, "Wow! He's a high riser, he has hops like you partner!" It is impossible to play defense in this game because the lockdown stick doesn't work well and whenever you try to steal it, it's a reach in! Also, every player is amazing and can make a shot no matter how badly he is fouled. Strategy tip: all you need to do is be a team with a huge center and you can reject every shot, and when you dunk it you will put your balls in someone's face. This game will frustrate the shit out of you because your younger brother will just chuck up 3s all game and beat you!
1) guy 1 - hey man guess what? the spurs just beat the celtics!
guy 2 - shut the fuck up im trying to watch March Madness, the 5 seed is about to lose to the 11 seed.
guy 1 - that happens every year.
guy 2 - is there something wrong with it? the nba blows cuz you can predict who is going to win almost every game
guy 1 - yeah...
2) older brother - hey johnny, lets play march madness '06
johnny - okay! i call georgetown! roy hibbert is gonna kick your ass!
older brother - you douche bag...fine im uhhh kentucky, their center is 7'3" and can't dunk somehow!
johnny - let's go!
(the game starts)
(johnny takes a 10 point lead by half time because he shoots 3s and goes to hibbert nonstop)
older brother - johnny you're so gay why dont you play the damn game instead of just chucking up 3s and dunking it with hibbert
johnny - because i'm soo good!
(johnny ends up winning the game by 14)
older brother - god damn it johnny you're such a douche!
johnny - hahahahah!
older brother - yeah well i'll bet you'll think this is funny!
(the older brother beats johnny up and then locks him in the basement until johnny admits that the older brother really won)
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Popular phrase used by homosexuals
"-yo why did you steal our bong?-its mad nice i had to"
"you cant roll blunts that's shitty, nah yo mad nice!"
"you shouldn't take xanax its bad for u, nah son mad nice"
"what a mad nice day, i think i'm going to take bars today"
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A more stupid way of just saying Very Mad
Hahaha big mad!
What the hell are you talking about boy?
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