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The mentality held by the naturally and hierarchically superior lone wolves. To be in the Gray Area, one must be a free thinker who disregards others in order to achieve success and to be pleasured.
Greg had a gray area mentality as he assaulted a child to steal their bike
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Any argument I don't understand
Person 1: The world is flat. If it were round, we'd fall off
Person 2: No. Gravity makes matter go to more matter, which is not necessarily down
Person 1: MENTAL GYMNASTICS!
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the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.
during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"
"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
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ฮฑ person that always looks on the bright side of things.
She has ฮฑ glass half full mentality. I want to be like her.
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It is a way to make you sound smarter then if just you say bullshit.
1. (Bob) I had to bike 1000 miles and I nearly died. ( Percy ) That is victim mentality bullshit.
2. (Bush) They are making weapons of mass destruction. ( Percy ) That is victim mentality bullshit.
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The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
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The mentality that nothing really matters because we are just on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere.
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: HELL NO. I will not waste my time on math. We're lit rally on a floating rock so nothing matters.
Person 1: That floating rock mentality is gonna fuck you over.
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