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ฮฑ person that always looks on the bright side of things.
She has ฮฑ glass half full mentality. I want to be like her.
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It is a way to make you sound smarter then if just you say bullshit.
1. (Bob) I had to bike 1000 miles and I nearly died. ( Percy ) That is victim mentality bullshit.
2. (Bush) They are making weapons of mass destruction. ( Percy ) That is victim mentality bullshit.
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The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
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The mentality that nothing really matters because we are just on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere.
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: HELL NO. I will not waste my time on math. We're lit rally on a floating rock so nothing matters.
Person 1: That floating rock mentality is gonna fuck you over.
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"Burn the House to kill the Mouse"
A) To punish the whole group harshly because someone isn't telling the truth, especially for a minor issue.
B) To handle a situation by prohibiting an action at whole in order to solve a minor issue.
C) Eliminate a good thing in its entirety simply to solve a minor, solvable, or insignificant problem.
Earl: My mom decided to stop buying hot chocolate just because someone didn't claim their dirty cup.
Mark: Tsk, "burn-the-house" mentality.
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A group of imbeciles that talk to each other and themselves about stuff they think is cool, but really isn't.
I can't believe I hung out with the mentally ill billy's and listened to them talk about the stripper that "really liked" them at the club.
Botis: dude she was looking at me
Miley: no man, she sat on MY lap
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When you have a mental breakdown while listening to the band โMen at Workโ.
Iโm gonna go have a mental breakdown down under after last night.