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Mike Hunt whether serious or a funny kahoot name in class is is the most serious thing in the world calling someone "my cunt"
Hey man so do you know Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt who is that
Haha I made you say my cunt
Drunk as fuck -to the point of no return, crashing golf carts and shit. Pretty much just idlin' but reekin of vodka.
Man did you see that fool do a hit and run after the safety meeting in the buggy and then wreck that unit by the pond?! That dude's miked up.
HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people
A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles
Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up
Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens
1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"
"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza
"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"
the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend"
Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.
Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.