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the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry April 1, 2022


Mike cox

To face paint another males face with you cock

Oh you face paint looks good did you get a mike cox

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019


Mike Joyce

The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.

Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!

by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021


mike rizzowski

referring to having a lot of rizz from mike wazowski in monsters inc.

bro is mike rizzowski

by Illuminastorm January 14, 2023


sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020


dirty mike

the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.

"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend"

by courtneyney July 25, 2008

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The Legend of Mike

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.

Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.

by Mike October 15, 2004

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