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The best food ever created!!
You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!
when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins
johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll
When you run out of insults so you resort to combining a verb and a noun.
You know what Anthony! your a damn piss muffin
A squeaker with no life and thinks the are better than anyone
When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.
"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."
A very unattractive woman
Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin
a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.
1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"
2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."