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Any person who is more interested in the growing and consuming of weird plants than the opposite sex.
I caught this guy outside my window. I thought he was watching me undress. Turns out he was getting high off my flowers, fucking plant nerd.
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A growing stereotype amongst male teenagers. It is someone between a computer nerd and sports addict. While semi nerd's are usually highly intelligent, they arent very interested in sports, or corny video games and over the top maths.
A typical semi nerd may play a console video game such as medal of honor, or Halo, they have many friends of both genders, but usually play two to no sports.
It could be said that they aren't nerds but they do nerd related activities in a 'cool' way.
Sporty Person: Look at this semi nerd, playing his pokemon or what ever...
Semi Nerd: Halo bro, get it right.
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Nerd: Im sooo smarter than you, what is (27x11)/cosine(2+1)
Semi Nerd: Umm, can you use it in a sentence?
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1. Someone who is astoundingly familiar with the workings of various Google products and services, and tells all of their friends about the such products.
2. Someone who uses various Google products and services way too much to be considered normal. Products used include but are not limited to- Google Earth, Google Scholar, Google News (a personalized home/news page is a must for a Google nerd), Google Maps, Google Calendar, Google Books, Google Video, Google Talk and Google Catalogs.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see I emailed you a Google voice message about how I saw my house on Google Maps and then found a corresponding satellite image on Google Earth? I tried to talk to you on Google talk, but I was too busy looking through articles on Google Scholar and Google News while reconfiguring my Google Desktop and adjusting my Google Calendar to pay attention when you responded. You also should check out this sweet video of our Spanish project that I put up on Google Video."
Person 2: "You are such a Google nerd"
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To be nerdy in the best way possible.
Weezer, Strong bad, Tetris, AquaBats, and a million other dorky cool things
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Buy a box of nerds. While your having intercourse with your partner, shove some nerds into the asshole. Give anal. While having anal, give your partner a Pink Sock. The nerds will be stuck on the pink sock, making it look like a tasty nerds rope for your enjoyment.
After a long day at work, Stan was ready to go home and enjoy a sweet and tasty Nerds Rope.
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A nerd's nerd; a man who takes his nerd-hood to the next level and beyond the pale of mainstream nerd stigma and stereotype. He is often the result of his need to retain his nerd-identity even amidst and within an all-nerd environment. Because of the high degree of intensity and the elite status one must exibit, there can be no gamma nerd under the age of 18. They must be an adult. They can often be known by their lighning-fast and razor-sharp come-backs and put-downs, especially toward lesser nerds. Due to the high-level obscurity of their interests and esoteric nature of their jokes and allusions, the gamma nerd can never be an object of popular culture or even known to the mainstream like the regular nerd because the layman would be unable to make head nor tail of the gamma nerd. Unless you attend an engineering school and move within the proper circles, chances are that you will live and die without ever having seen one.
Reuben: yo man, i was creeping around the basement of the engineering building on campus at 3am and i opened this door and BAM! there's like 10 guys in there dancing to medival chamber music that they programmed on unix to run on an original nintendo cartridge and some of them were dressed like cartoon characters!
Roger: Gamma nerds!
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One who steals other people’s intangibles like personal pictures, spreadsheets, etc. left on a website in a private directory not meant to be shared with the public. Different from hacking it implies no or very little skill needed on their part.
You really can’t leave stuff out on the internet unencrypted anymore, all the nerd burglars will grab it.
Nerd burglars got the video of that one time... and now it's on youtube.
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