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1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.
2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"
"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."
2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
The action in witch an individual swipes his (or her) right hand across his genitals, sniffs his hand and proceeds to say “Oh yeeah pretty good”
OMG, timmy totally hit a cookie sniff in front of my parents today!
Something that is totally cool and boss
origin: deriving from the fortune cookie you receive at the end of a Chinese American meal, however this object has developed into an adjective
Damn that English test was totally orange cookie!
When a whole bunch of guys jerk off onto a cookie and the last one to get off has to eat it
Keil came last so he had to eat the sour cookie
The act of pulling out and ejaculating into a girls belly button (only works on an innie). This is followed by throwing sprinkles on her imitating what looks to be "icing with sprinkles".
Cliff showed me a picture of a Tabby's cookie button!
It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips
Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie