Two Red Bulls, two Viagra and two lines of blow.
Dude, we need to do a Triple Deuce before that graduation ceremony.
To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.
Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce
Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!
Twice the shit you are already dealing with
Dont feed me that bullshit deuce
someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them
bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp
Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can
A bowel movement taken on an airplane
After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.
A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.
After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.
the act of taking heroin, whilst simultaneously defecating.
"what took you so long?"
"juice 'n' deuce bitch"
"safe lad"