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When you post a great status on facebook and no one "likes"it and you get no replies.
I was left Diss-status-fied when no friends commented on my brilliant facebook status.
When two people agree that one (or both) parties can "pull up" to the other person's house at any time unannounced. This is usually between two parties that are romantically involved, and can be just for sex or because they are in a committed relationship.
"Jason and are at pull up status, which is totally fine for now." OR "Last night Mark just showed up at my door with this big grin on his face, I had no idea he was coming over, guess he thinks he reached pull up status."
The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).
"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"
"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
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One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.
Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"
Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."
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The time where you be murkin on a nigga and spillin his guts all up on da flo, then leave dat nigga in yo trash can wit no spine or head..
Slice and dice a nigga til he aint got no arms or legs nigga..
hit a nigga in the chin wit a sledge hammer, never talkin again..
curb stomppin a nigga..
Villy McKilly: Nigga, im bout to go grim reaper status on dat bitch nigga..
Dj cyanyde: nahh nigga, if you do make sure you get rid that niggas dome piece so da 5-0 aint at yo door nigga.
Villy McKilly: dont worry nigga, ill feed dat bitch ass to da meat grinder down da block.. no worries nigga..
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1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.
1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)
You have just gone John Kerry status on me.
2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)
3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech
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My relationship status?
It's questionable.
(I'm gay.)
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