Norweigen car wash

When a man cums on another mans chest and then rubs his head in it in a circular fashion.

I still have jizz in my hair from giving Daniel a Norweigen car wash.

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mississippi car wash

when eating a girl out and the male sneezes on the girls pussy and then whipes it off.

My girlfriend was craving a mississippi car wash.

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Wash my back

When a female wants you to hit it from the back in the shower.

I asked Tony to wash my back In the shower last night.

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George WAshing machine

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nmAS &George WAshing machine

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washing the curtains

douching

DICK: Where yo bitch at?
DORK: She be washing the fuckin curtains. Smell like ass in that shit, man.

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Mexican White Wash

When you Cum under a girls nose but obove her lip like a mustache.

Last night I gave you the thickest Mexican White Wash Ever!

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Death By Washing Machine

Noun. (deth bai wawsh-ing muh-sheen)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)

Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.

Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.

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