Road Work

Closing a road or a lane of traffic for no apparent reason (for 10 years).

I was going down the high way and there is road work slowing down traffic.

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work the turk

A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.

I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.

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IT JUST WORKS

Like DaVinci's "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication", when software does very complex things with very simple and intuitive human interaction in a reliable way. I first heard "It Just Works" used regularly within Apple by Peter Hoddie and Ian Ritchie of the QuickTime team in January 1993. Later, Steve Jobs and others started using it, probably because Peter and his team had presented QuickTime and used that phrase.

When you want to show a video, you double-click and it just works.

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Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.

Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.

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work bug

When you call in sick, but you are not really sick. You are just sick of work!!! It's when you need a day off (badly) to recover, and get yourself ready for the daily grind (again).

Hello Boss? I'm sick. Do I have the Flu bug? No..... I've got the work bug. I've got it really bad- full on hives and sh*t. I'll be back tomorrow.

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zooming work

also know as zmw123 zooming work is A online developing social network company. That started off in 200. zooming work is still developing as we speak they own online a social sites, fishycp,online telvitation that shows top 40 music and coming soon a stationery site and much more to come.

zooming work know as zmw123 in 200 a online soicle network like facebook but smaller in some ways and bigger.

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EMILY WORK

literally eats her own genitals! I don’t know what’s fucking wrong with her she tells people she’s a girl but she had a 2inch stubby Wang! She’s so weird she tries to suck her own Wang all the dam time!!!

Person-EMILY WORK R U A BOY OR A GIRL OR A FUCKING THING

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