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literally eats her own genitals! I don’t know what’s fucking wrong with her she tells people she’s a girl but she had a 2inch stubby Wang! She’s so weird she tries to suck her own Wang all the dam time!!!
Person-EMILY WORK R U A BOY OR A GIRL OR A FUCKING THING
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When a girl motor boats another girl with her bare breasts.
Oh my god! Did you just see that? Kenzie and Kayla just totally boobie worked Nikki!!
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Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.
Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?
Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."
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Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.
Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project
Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"
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Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.
remote work: Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.
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When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.
Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
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When you call in sick, but you are not really sick. You are just sick of work!!! It's when you need a day off (badly) to recover, and get yourself ready for the daily grind (again).
Hello Boss? I'm sick. Do I have the Flu bug? No..... I've got the work bug. I've got it really bad- full on hives and sh*t. I'll be back tomorrow.
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