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A feeling felt by sex averse asexuals, being the closest they can feel to being horny. Usually manifests in ways such as suddenly feeling more appreciative of your friends and feeling the urge to show some sort of platonic affection, be it verbal or physical
"Alright I'm ace horny again, you know what that means. Who wants hugs, cuz I wanna hug everyone in this room right now, bring it in."
the act of pooping while smoking a bowl
"How was your poop?"
"Bro, that was one horny Somalian."
A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs
Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!
You think you spot an attractive woman or man while riding or driving from a distance, but as you move closer you realize it's just a sign post or a light pole.
(eyes widening as he approaches)"oh it's just a horny mirage"
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if you are reading this, i assume you already know what it is, becuse you just want to see people call out everyone that's made horny cringe on this website , its basicly when someone trys to be horny but fails
HORNY CRINGE IS THIS WEBSITE JUST SEARCH SOMETHING AND YOU WILL SEE
When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.
Connor is so book horny for Brandon Sanderson's new book.
Civilize Horny is when both partners have a good, nice conversation about how splended sex is.
I had a conversation with my girlfriend we had Civilized Horny conversation
Civilize Horny is when both partners have a good, nice conversation about how splended sex is.