Random
Source Code

Old Faithful

The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.

I jammed Mentos and Diet Sprite up her cunt to get her to do an Old Faithful.

by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


OLD PICKLE

A person that does not take care of there responsibilies. A lazy no good SOB.

How come he dosent give his baby mama some money for his kid. He's an old pickle..

by New pickle November 2, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


old fart

a old fart is these 2 things:

1.old(duh)

2.a bitch

Me: Stop being an old fart!!!

Old Fart: Sorry.

by Old Fart Inc. December 23, 2005

72๐Ÿ‘ 221๐Ÿ‘Ž


old tart

Wretched old quim who worbles around in a knackered tan shoe. Lugging blue rinse and forever wearing kaftans. Suffers from cankles and loves to jig to a war time waltz

Look at that old tart over there!

Who Mrs Matthews?

Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?

I'd say more of a knackered old tart.

by songs of phrase April 4, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


old maid

The modern-day word, Lesbian was a no-no, and can be a sub set of this word and Spinster.

She's an old maid who was never interested in men.

by Furb March 16, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


old man

A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"

by calvinownsj00 June 1, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Fashion

The Syrup at ihop named old fashion. The MLC Screamo band from Oklahoma made a hand signal named the "old fashion" by putting your hand behind your head but not on your head. It was created by just messing around at ihop on a late friday night. They use the old fashion in a hand shake, throwing stuff and just a simple wave of the old fashion. You must yell out "Old Fashion" when doing the old fashion.

I can I get a Old Fashion hand shake

by MLCFC September 7, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž