The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.
I jammed Mentos and Diet Sprite up her cunt to get her to do an Old Faithful.
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A person that does not take care of there responsibilies. A lazy no good SOB.
How come he dosent give his baby mama some money for his kid. He's an old pickle..
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a old fart is these 2 things:
1.old(duh)
2.a bitch
Me: Stop being an old fart!!!
Old Fart: Sorry.
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Wretched old quim who worbles around in a knackered tan shoe. Lugging blue rinse and forever wearing kaftans. Suffers from cankles and loves to jig to a war time waltz
Look at that old tart over there!
Who Mrs Matthews?
Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?
I'd say more of a knackered old tart.
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The modern-day word, Lesbian was a no-no, and can be a sub set of this word and Spinster.
She's an old maid who was never interested in men.
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A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.
Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"
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The Syrup at ihop named old fashion. The MLC Screamo band from Oklahoma made a hand signal named the "old fashion" by putting your hand behind your head but not on your head. It was created by just messing around at ihop on a late friday night. They use the old fashion in a hand shake, throwing stuff and just a simple wave of the old fashion. You must yell out "Old Fashion" when doing the old fashion.
I can I get a Old Fashion hand shake
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