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When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina
Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.
people who dye or bleach their pubic hair
"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
A person with a on shaved clit
Girl why you gotta have such a rough carpet
Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.
Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.
When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks
My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.
When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.
"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."