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It is a small "country" consisting of a few islands and even fewer people. A lot of sheep. Genetic diseases are 30% more normal due to inbreeding. Half of the people are fanatically Christian while the other half are fanatically atheist. Very interesting.... Come to the Faroe Islands but don't live there!
Faroe Islands is the greatest.
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A very small state full of bigoted people who hate everyone outside their own ethnic group and have a superiority complex for no good reason. Lots of gold chains and ricer cars for men. Lots of makeup and big hair on women. Very ghetto.
Wanna see some real ghetto action? Check out the greasy guys up in North Providence, Rhode Island. It'd be a trailer park if they had the land for it.
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A Soon to be real place where all the Star Trek, Star Wars and geek Movie Quoting morons and Pathetic Hiders (The One's who isolate themeselves behind Heavy Metal Music, like Metallica) will go once a real president steps up and ships them all there.
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A Person who hides behind Media to make him/her Self Feel better then everyone else.
Robert: (Starts iTunes and plays Led Zeppelin)
Chaz: "Wow, Stairway, Good Song".
Robert: Why do you always have to be "that guy"?
Chaz: What Guy?
Robert: The Bastard who has to say the name of a song or a line to a movie for absolutely no Fuc*ing reason! I wish all the scared Hiders and People like you would get sent to Otaku Island.
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Boringass suburbia, like New Jersey but more full of themselves and with less toxic waste. Long Island the island technically (and rightfully) includes the suburban hellholes known as Brooklyn and Queens which like to masquerade as part of NYC (ha!)
Yeah, right, like some Italian wigger who lives in some big house with a backyard in deadend Ozone Park lives in NYC...Hell will freeze over before anyone in Manhattan refers to Queens as the city!
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If every U.S. state were to be a person's dick, Rhode Island would be George Bush's.
Guy: Where are you from?
Girl: Oh, I'm from Rhode Island.
Guy: Damn, that state is almost as small as Dubya's dick!
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A country in north-western Europe, off the north-western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.
1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.
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When you visit Long Island and your best friend from high school puts you on a ferry and tells you that we are going to an island where many hot foreign exchange chicks from Russia hangout. Unbeknownst of the islands true origin/nature; on the ferry ride over the sound, you notice that something is off with some of the other ferry goers. Men are holding hands. Not just one gay couple but multiples. The ferry finally touches down at a marina on the other side of the sound on Fire Island. You notice more gay couples. Then as you exit the marina into the town it is an all out flamer fest. Men are galloping briskly up and down the streets in short shorts or speedos. Finally realizing that it was a prank: you go after your best bud…He runs towards some sand dunes and you step on a hypodermic needle or rather a syringe for shooting heroin, cocaine, and/or most likely crystal meth. “Ouch that hurts”, you said. Finally you run down your best bud and beat the living snot out of him and call him a faggot. Later on after traveling back to your home in Alabama, you go in for a regular checkup and they take blood. The doctor tells you that you have contracted HIV or rather, the AIDS virus. You ask how long you have to live. The doctor tells you that your life has just begun………..Fire Islanded…..
Best Buddy from HS to a former Long Island acquaintance at Hooters restaurant:
“Yo bruh. Did you hear about what I pulled on Eric last week when I drug him up to NY because I needed the towing capacity of his Dodge Ram to get my Honda Accord into my personal auto mechanic up there?”
Acquaintance sitting on bar stool:
“Yeah, I heard he got fire islanded! Oldest trick in the book bro. Hands down.”
Hooters bartender with big fake boobs:
“Your friend sounds like one gullible person. Does he have AIDS? Is he single?”
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