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'Well that sure was a tough day of adulting, better pour myself a big ol' cup of Mom Juice."
A firm ejaculation of semen out of the penis into the air or a vagina
“I love it when tickle juice explodes out of my penis”
Dancing juice is a mixture of ginerale and rum.
Interviewer: What's your favourite drink?
Bruno Mars: Oh, you know, just this little thing I made up. It's a mixture of rum and ginerale. I call it... dancing juice.
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Probably the best tap beer you can get in Madison, WI.
Fuck damn I'm thirsty. I think I'll go down to the pub for a pint of kurwa juice.
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A name given to a professional athlete that uses or used steroids. Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Jose Canseco, Jason Giambi, Rafael Palmeiro, etc
Barry Bonds should be known as Mr. Juice for using steroids
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MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS
Noun
1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.
2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.
You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.
The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.
Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?
Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.
Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?
Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.
Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.
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Noun
1. a sexual activity in which one partner (Partner-A, the lemon-juicer) lies down on their back with their chin pointing upward, while the other partner (Partner-B, the Lemon) squats, spreads their buttocks, and then places their anus around the tip of Partner-A's chin. Partner-B then spins themselves in a counter-clockwise direction until fluid from their anus is squeezed out and begins to flow into Partner-A's mouth. This sexual act has been colloquially dubbed "Lemon-Juicing" due to its visual resemblance to the scene of a lemon fruit being juiced. Partner-A’s chin is said to resemble a tool known as a Lemon-Juicer that is used in the lemon juicing process, while Partner-B’s anus is said to resemble the half of a lemon fruit that is undergoing the juicing process.
Examples:
- Since the two of them saw fit to begin lemon juicing while the night was young, he delicately spread his ass cheeks and sat on her chin until the fluid ran into her mouth.
- “Bro, Charles and Haley were totally lemon juicing on the couch earlier, and Charles told me he drank all of the ass-juices himself!”
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